The Miss Adventures Of Innocent
Old Friends
Vincent McArthur The Third was really worried about his meeting with the underground rapper. The rapper wanted to meet at a Rave. It would appear that the Rave was to be held in an abandoned shopping mall in the small city he took a short flight to. He didn't have to be at the mall until three thirty that night so he spent time in the book store first. The city had a legendary book store he had heard about on several underground message boards he frequented. Inside the book store he bought several comics and a game for his Playstation Portable. He then ate a quick meal at Zaxby's a wings and things. He then took a taxi because it was more expensive then an Uber and went to a bar downtown. Their was a Rugby Team in the singing about pussy loudly and he couldn't concentrate on his laptop. Dressed in a button up Peter Millar shirt and black slacks with Stacy Adams shoes he sipped his coffee.
He looked up and saw a man that looked oddly like someone he had seen several days earlier. As Vincent looked closer he recognized the man and he knew the man recognized him. But this was no happy recognition. Vincent felt as if he was being followed. He slowly began packing his things into his suitcase. He grabbed his fraternity jacket and began heading towards the exit. The cab was still waiting. The driver seemed surprised Vincent was back because he had made such an departure earlier about being inside for at least three hours and how he should keep the meter running.
" Where to boss," The driver asked.
" Just drive I want to see something," Vincent responded.
As they pulled away from the curb Vincent stared in the rearview on the passenger seat. No car pulled behind them but he did see the man he saw in the bar on his phone outside of the bar.
The cab driver's phone rang.
" Hello," the driver picked up his phone.
Vincent watched closely. His driver might be with the dude who was tailing him.
" Yeah he's right here," the driver said. " You want to talk to him?"
Vincent swallowed and looked at his watch. He wasn't scared. They obviously knew he wasn't one to be frightened or fooled.
The driver passed the phone to Vincent.
" Who is this," Vincent spoke in the receiver.
" You have a good time at the Rave tonight Vincent we'll be watching," a voice responded then the call was over.
Vincent passed the phone back to the driver.
" You kids these days," the driver said.
Vincent gave a soft nervous chuckle at the man's joke and shook his head as he stared out the window.
Innocent was at the Joker strip club. She was putting her outfit together. Today she was dressed up like a white rabbit. She had ordered the bunny ears from a Japanese web site that specialized in Cosplay products. Her regulars liked her style of fashion those that knew about clothes which was very few because they came to the club to see women with their clothes off. If any man truly cared about money he would go to a fashion show to find women not the strip club...but in her profession she met no Kanye West....just boring, boring, men.
Innocent sat in front of her vanity mirror next to her friend Skipper. No that is not a joke that was her actual name. When she met Innocent Innocent asked:
" Why the name, sweet potato?"
" Well everyone liked Barbie growing up so I chose Skipper."
They had been friends ever since.
" So I told him like honey if you get a picture with me all my homegirls have to be in it. God Forbid we look like a couple with my girls in it our combine story could ruin his. He comes in and spends all the time though. I figure he'll think he looks like a player and I can be saved a customer because I do not do pictures but he spends so fucking much," Skipper explained to Innocent.
" I never take pictures in or around the club you know that sugar," Innocent replied applying a bit of blush to her cheekbones.
" You're just in a poor mood all the time saving yourself for some rapper."
Innocent reached out in a blink of an eye snatched a grape off of her table and tossed it at Skipper. " Shut up! Someone might hear you."
Skipper knew a little of Innocent's plan but every girl seemed to have that dream in her business so it was no big deal. It just seemed Innocent was a bit more focused at reaching her goal then the other girls.
" I don't know why Fruitcake brings that baby oil on stage with the chocolate....I mean what if they mix together? Yuck," Skipper said as she ran her hand through her long black hair. Skipper was light skinned. very light. They called her a red bone. She was the closet thing to a white girl in the club besides Innocent so they were good "friends". Innocent really had no friends. But she talked to Skipper and they smoked trees together sometimes. Innocent thought of her as a naiive young fool sometimes. She was too thirsty for the money in Innocent's eyes.
Innocent pulled out her smart phone from her Chanel purse and checked her Facebook. No news from Vincent as of yet. She didn't know if he had checked his page or not and she was wondering if he had just ignored her. She couldn't see why he would think she wasn't worthy of a response. She maybe ugly to him but she was beautiful to everyone else. That could pay off depending the situation.
Vincent walked into the mall. He wasn't expecting it to be this easy. But he was comfortable which was good. It was dark. Very dark but his accomplice, a man named Ice, was holding a flashlight. From what Vincent could see the mall was fucking clean. How they cleaned in the dark he didn't know. They must have put the power generators up so he wouldn't remember anything other then the place they were meeting. The mall was called the Regency Mall in Augusta Georgia about a two hour drive from Atlanta but Vincent wouldn't know he flew private most of the time. He walked next to "Ice the Menace" (as he had introduced himself) hoping the rapper didn't send his lowest lackey. Only time would tell. Vincent would remember how powerful Ice is later. He would be insulted if it was a foot soldier. Although Ice may be a vicious foot soldier indeed.
As they walked Vincent avoided small talk. The young man Ice wore gloves with the fingers cut off and a huge grey sweatshirt with baggy JNCO pants.
" You like my skinny jeans," Ice asked.
Vincent spit on the mall floor. Complete disrespect. He motioned with his hand for the young teenager to continue walking. The boy walked ahead of Vincent shining the flashlight so Vincent could only see his silhouette. They finally stopped at a record store. Keys jingled.
So Ice wasn't a foot soldier.
There was a rustle and doors popped open. Lights followed once they were inside. It looked like a Rave alright. Typical round table. Bongs. Soft music. This was a Rave where only bosses were allowed. There were still records in the room. Rare records. From the 96 era of hip...1990s to 2000s. Vincent had an eye for good hip hop. He was walked to a seat at the table. Their were four chairs around the room. So he was expecting two more men.
The door opened behind the cash register and out walked three people. The first was an Asian woman with a hoodie on and a black bandana sewn on stretched leggings. She wore a pair of Pastry shoes which were designed by Reverand Run's daughters. Chic. The second was a dark skinned woman that was overweight and wore sweat pants and a Play Cloths sweater that had to be a triple extra large. The third was a light skinned black man covered in tattoos. He wore a Playstation T Shirt, bathing ape hoodie over it, and had several gold chains on.
" What are you doing here," Vincent asked the tattooed man.
Ice the Menace looked confused. " You know each other?"
" Vincent here is an old friend. We went to college with each other. Isn't that right Vincent," The tattooed man asked.
Vincent said nothing. The tattooed man motioned toward Ice The Menace.
" So you are here to talk about this man. Ice the Menace and him needing an Entertainment lawyer right," the light skinned male continued.
" I knew he'd have handlers. But this....this is odd. What are you doing here? Why couldn't you just tell me about this on a phone call or something? I mean this is uncalled for. I could have prepared. Why this location? We could have went to a five star or something Prince," Vincent said shaking his head in disgust.
( The man called Prince is exactly who you think he is. Yes he is the villain from Homerun Part Two and the tale Kamikaze about the skateboarder Kato Chang)
" This makes no sense, this dirty looking nigger works for you," Vincent pointed a finger towards Ice.
" Not exactly," The Prince said. " I met him in prison. He is a basic rapper. You know how many niggaz rap in prison. Less then you think. But I liked his hunger. He would sell his soul to be the next Drake. Which is why his music, the shit you heard on the web, sounds like some commercial Drake shit. The only difference is Drake fucks strippers on a mink rug Ice's experience in life has him thinking Apple Bottoms are high fashion. Miss Van would you mind getting Vincent something to drink please?"
The Asian woman pulled out something from under the register. It was two bottles of Hypnotiq. Miss Van handed one bottle to Vincent and opened the other for herself.
Vincent quickly took the cap off and took a long swallow of the liquor. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He raised an eyebrow. " Prince what is all of this? This makes no sense. Can we sit down and talk?"
" Not yet. As you see there are only four seats and their are five people here. Of course you can't expect Van to serve us or some shit. And this black woman is in disguise but you know my cousin the supermodel right," The Prince asked.
" Yes, but obviously Ice doesn't know who she is or why would she be in disguise?"
" Smart man as usual Vincent. So you know Ice is about to die right," The Prince pulled a .380 cobra pistol out of his hoodie pocket.
Ice eyes widened. " I thought I was the face of the label? What the fuck is this Prince? What is this?"
Vincent looked back and forth between the Prince and Ice The Menace. " What the hell is going on here Prince? I should have been told about this! My mother set this meeting up why wouldn't she just tell me about this shit?"
" Ice don't move a muscle. Ice needs to be frozen right? Stand still," The Prince said as he aimed the gun at Ice's face. " Well Vincent before we begin this conversation I want to ask you do you remember your sixteenth birthday?"
Vincent growled lowly. " Of course Prince...worst day of my fucking life. Why are you bringing that up?"
Vincent's sixteenth birthday was horrible. He had been asking for a Benz since he was ten. And he knew on his sixteenth birthday he would get it. What kid didn't get a car on their sixteenth birthday? The party was huge. They had rented out a skate park and he had invited everyone he trusted. Prince was there, two cheerleaders, his big brother Thadeus, and his girlfriend at the time a college student named Erica. He didn't get the Benz though. His Father later told him the reason he didn't get the Benz was because the stash boxes put in it were running late. He swore he would never speak to his Father and Mother again. The argument ruined the entire night. He punched his big brother in the face for making fun of him and his brother, the star football player at UCLA, broke his arm in a rage. The cheerleaders ended up leaving with Prince and Erica broke up with Vincent the next day. It was a horrible day.
" Well the truth is that the reason you didn't get the Benz was because of today. Your parents paid a million dollars to set this meeting up. That's why you didn't get the car. This has been planned for years," The Prince held his hand out and Van handed him the bottle. He took a swig but kept the gun on Ice who looked like he was about to faint. " Our friend Ice here...well I met him in prison. He was a Blood first. They kept beating his ass so he went to PC. Not before I told him to leave me alone. I went to another camp. They sent Ice their afterwards. I thought that was odd. He became a Gangster Disciple at the new camp."
Vincent still recovering from the news of why he didn't get the Benz couldn't help but laugh. " No loyalty."
" But he kept following me. I went to the hole so did he. Then the GD's tried to get me killed. Ice didn't know but I knew he was setting me up. Ice thinks he's smart. He knew I had resources to get him a deal but whoever hired him also promised him a record deal. He is a bum though. He raps about cocaine, bitches, balling, etc. But I found out he was locked up for trying to rob a woman of her car. She beat him and his brother's ass then called the cops on them," The Prince continued. " He also said he had an Asian girlfriend. He knew I was half Japanese and asked me to write a letter to his Asian girlfriend's sister. I found his "girlfriend' on facebook though and she wasn't Asian she was Mexican and white. He was dating her when she was underage. So all of his music is lies."
Vincent chuckled again. " Statutory rape....sick mother fucker. No offense Prince on the mother fucker."
The Prince sighed. " Fuck you Vincent."
" Continue with the story please."
" Well, " The Prince began pacing. " I spoke to his girlfriend. She's not too bright. But I let her know about him and his new prison fame. When Ice came home since he had failed to get me killed he didn't get his deal. I decided to hire him. Hoping to find out who hired him."
The room was silent for an awkward moment.
" Well, who hired him," Vincent asked.
" That's what we are about to find out," The Prince cocked the pistol. " Right fucking now."
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
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Thursday, February 2, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Back To Life..
After considering my alternatives. I and Raven are back on the table.
Here is another chapter from The Miss Adventures Of Innocent
The Miss Adventures Of Innocent
Homerun Part Two
Before we begin this tale of everyone's favorite stripper Innocent we must revisit the hero (well let's not call him a hero because to some he has become a villian instead let's call him Prince) from the Innocent tale Kamikaze. The Prince still was in the small city basically on a trial run with his family to see if he would stay out of trouble. His cousin...the supermodel was 100% behind him. He had been home from the mental health prison for seven months now the longest he had ever been out of trouble for years. He was on his medication. She was sending him a nice allowance and although he still despised the current state of things in society his music and persona was completely underground and even his cousin, the one with the most to lose if the Prince made a fool out of himself seemed to be fine with his underground glory. He had just released independently the album of the year and had more work to do. He also was modeling underground as well. It was apart of the family business. He was covered with tattoos so he was into the emo/scene side of modeling.
The Prince was not as old as his cousin. She was in her forties but looked like she was in her twenties. The Prince was in his early thirties but looked like he was in his early twenties. He complexion was very tan. He was black and half Japanese. His father was in the Korean war. His father died in the Korean War. Now you may ask how could someone be young when their father died in the Korean war and that happened in the 1950s. Well that is a simple riddle and if you can't solve it I will tell you the answer later. Right now I want to focus on a particular day in the Prince's life.
The Prince gave back to the community in his own way. He visited the soup kitchen and bought clothes from the crackheads everyday. He also ate the bland food. It reminded him of the food they served in Prison expcept he got a way better wardrobe. Fiends would sell him Ralph Lauren Polo, hand knitted scarves, Nike SB shoes.....after word got out that some guy would pay for clothes the fiends began showing up as frequent as him looking for money. He was helping the communtiy in his mind. Plus eating at the soup kitchen was low key and his cousin wanted him off the radar as much as possible even if it meant making people think he was broke.
It was Christmas day and the soup kitchen was serving a semi decent meal according to most of the homeless. To the Prince it was bullshit. He just wanted to get out of the apartmet he was living in. He hated being locked in a certain place all day. It reminded him of prison.
As he sat waiting for the Soup Kitchen to serve food he listen to an overweight black lady sitting next to him. She had huge breast. But she was overweight so she should have. She was huge. She kept talking to the Prince and he listened. It amused him.
" So I'm living with Charles and he smokes crack. He also smells like shit. The whole house stinks because of Charles. My landlord wants to have sex with me. Charles owes some drug dealers $500.00 they are going to kill him when they find him. I told him. Now I am not with Charles. I just let him live with me. He smells so bad...."
The woman's voice trailed off. He assumed she liked him because she gave him her Facebook page.
" My name is Connie Powers. I have over 4,000 friends I can't get no more. My grand daughters are jealous."
The prince spoke, " Let me guess your breast are out in your profile picture."
" Well they are a little bit. They send me dick pictures all the time. Thank you Jesus. It's all about the Lord. Sometimes people from overseas send me pictures. They send flowers. Then a lion. Then I know what's coming next....that dick. I love Jesus. I hope they give me the twenty dollars today. You know on Christmas they give away twenty dollars sometimes to homeless people."
The Prince looked at his outfit and shook his head. No way they were going to think he was homeless. He had gold chains and expensive clothes on. The woman Connie said she wanted the money to buy some weed. The Prince figured she meant crack.
He ate the meal the soup kitchen and as he left he wanted to try an experiment. Strippers had a thing they did where they hugged their customers in the small city he lived in. He decided to see how they felt by hugging this huge disgusting woman. As they did he smelled a horrendous odor coming from her body.
It would appear Charles wasn't the only one that smelled like shit.
As the Prince walked home a whit SUV pulled up beside him and a female hopped out. She was young black and wore sweat pants with a white baby tee. She wasn't very attractive to the Prince but then again he was raised around models/ She walked directly towards him. He wasn't sure who this woman could be and was nervous at first. The woman handed him an envelope. The Prince looked confused. He wondered why this woman had given him this.
" What is this," The Prince asked the young woman.
" Open it. God told me to give you that."
The Prince opened the package and inside was twenty dollars. The money the stank woman wanted.
Isn't that crazy?
The Prince thought about the woman for a moment. She spent all of her time on facebook she just sent friend request to people all day. That was why facebook stopped people at around 4 or 5 thousand friends so they couldn't take advantage of the server. This old stank woman thought she was a star. What a fool. She was one of the things wrong with society today. She lived an existence on social media.
" The old facebook hoax," He said under his breath and turned up his PSP as he listened to Boldy James.
Innocent had been waiting all week for Sunday. She had been getting her thoughts together. The dream had really scared the shit out of her. She couldn't fathom someone ruining her plans but if someone could do it it would be Vincent McArthur the third. He knew how smart she was. The straight "A" student that won chess tournaments...he knew about her. If he could come out and tell the world how drastically she changed it would be horrible. He knew her real name. She was invisible to many but for him to recognize her, fake body and all. Something wasn't right. How did he wind up in Atlanta too? How did he just happen to walk by the strip club that day? Innocent did not believe in accidents. She knew something was brewing and she wanted to stop it before it stopped all of her hard work.
She logged on her computer and decided to search for Vincent's name on Facebook. She had a pretty big following on facebook. Over 4,000 friends. She was a star on facebook in her eyes. On instagraw she had fourteen thousand followers. She only posted professional pictures though from photo shoots. No selfies. She also had no pictures from work at the strip club. She had a few shots from the first music video she did with Joe Budden but nothing to ruin her career. Even though she was no fan of Joe Budden. His street cred was qustionable so in the video she agreed to do she also made the people at his label agree that she took no pictures with Joe Budden. The worst thing she could think of happening to her in this industry would be to lose her street cred and Vincent with his MBA could destroy that. Three results came up. One had no profile picture, the other was a young black male, and the third was the third....it was Vincent McArthur The Third at a baseball game. A chill went down her spine. Vincent was a baseball fan.
She wanted to send him a friend request but she wondered what he would do once he recieved it. His profile didn't show have many friends on Facebook and he didn't show his photos to anyone who wasn't his friend via the social media site. It did say he was an enterainment lawyer. She wondered who he represented. And if he was an entertainment lawyer then that meant he had a hand in the business she was trying to get into. This was becoming worse. Her mind began jumping to conclusions when she really knew nothing at all. Her cat Matilda jumped on the sofa beside her and purred.
" You must be hungry," Innocent said to the feline.
Innocent made breakfast for her and the cat. Catfish for her and the cat with scrambled eggs on the side for only her. She thought long and hard. She didn't know if Vincent knew anything about hip hop. The only thing he could see offensive about her page was the Joe Budden video. But he would know nothing about her stripper career by looking at her page. He would think she was a model. She looked important on her page. That was all that mattered to her. And she doubted Vincent knew who Joe Budden was.....
She ate her breakfast as Melanie Martinez played on her PlayStation 4. She took a shower then dressed in her Hello Kitty baby tee and a pair of tight blue jeans. She put on a pair of black heels and wondered why Vincent didn't have many friends on Facebook. He was one of the most popular dudes in high school also in his field of study, the entertainment industry, what type of person gets away with only two hundred some odd friends? She sighed. She closed her eyes and sent the friend request to Vincent McArthur The Third. She needed answers and now.
In another part of the city Vincent McArthur The Third woke up and turned on some classical music. Piano Sonata No 14 Moonlight Third Movement to be exact. He made a cup of coffee and checked his phone messages. The first was from his mother Eva Anna McArthur. She was named after Eva Anna Paula Hitler...the wife of Adolf Hitler. She had called to tell him how much she wished him the best with his business meeting that day. It was an important one. Probably the biggest one he ever had and she knew how nervous he was. Today, he was meeting with an underground rapper that was considering doing some ghost writing, an also selling ideas to major labels.Vincent had done his research. The rapper was an enigma and he, being such a huge hip hop fan, had found a lot of joy in the young emcee's music. He had to catch a flight to Augusta Georgia, a smaller city next to Atlanta, but he was used to flights. He had just passed the bar a few months ago and his first clients were not very good at "entertainment". They shot a video with a director that refused to promote it and thought the video would make them famous. Forget the fact the song was horrible but one of the first lessons he learned about being an Entertainment Lawyer was the game was rigged. The "stars" were chosen intellectuals that had been hired to portray something unrealistic to the average person to make them think they could become stars as well. Most people didn't fall for this....but most of his clients, young black males, did fall for this. It was his job to keep the dream alive and get as much money as possible from his clients.
But the man he was meeting today was different. He didn't want to be a star. He seemed to have other ways to get money and his music was actually pretty good from what he had heard on the web.
( I will write more later this is all I have thus far)
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Me and My Girl Friend
I have become involved with a young lady named Ginger. She watched me perform at a show a few nights ago and she is amazing to me. I love spending time with her. She got me out of the strip club for real. Even though I was in there for research for my book I still didn't like being around those nasty bitches. After several of these strippers began stalking me Ginger came in the nick of time. She got my mind right.I love being around her. I love hanging out. We are going to a comic convention in March and I can't wait. She is hella cool. I am still working on the book by the way. I just left the studio so that's cool. 2017 is going to be alright.
But the Raven Symone shit is over with. I won't change the blog or anything but I no longer want to be with Raven. Prince Vegeta will be the last album I am going to talk about Raven on. The follow up to that album "Aaliyah" will be about what I am currently going through. So be patient new music is coming as well as the book.
If you haven't seen my short film "Prince Of Darkness" check it out on
www.youtube.com/mushroomkingdoment
Or scroll down on the blog and press play.
For everyone checking this blog out thank you Mutants. We shall rise. We are progress. I know I said we would update bi monthly but I can't leave blogs alone the game needs me.
Stay tuned for more updates on the life of Jet Lee Jetson aka Jett Jackson.
Monday, January 9, 2017
Prince Of Darkness Short Film
A short film entitled Prince Of Darkness promoting the upcoming Prince Vegeta Album release.
Friday, January 6, 2017
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